Here's a list of all the cunning and cutting comments my eldest daughter has given us.
As my red headed daughter looked deep into my eyes, a tear welled up as she said,
"Mummy. You are the most beautiful, gorgeous mummy in the whole entire world..."
She stopped a momment to peruse all of me, and I waited for the next expression of her love,
"Well.... (she thought hard) .....Your HEAD is" -Chloe, 7yrs old
(Note from the author; just hit me with a cricket bat the next time, it'll be less painfull)
